Since my work often does not require my mind, sometimes I let it wander off wherever it wants to go. Well today it got me thinking about sperm banks. This is not as random as it sounds. I just recently learned that a co-worker had visited such a place and now had two sweet little girls as a result. The mom, however, is better known as "Crazy" around the office. So today, while I was mindlessly working and hearing her screaming, I started wondering about these banks. I mean, is there any kind of screening process? Can any crazy woman go in there and request a withdrawl and hence receive one? These women are going to be mothers, so shouldn't they have to pass some sort of physical and psychological exam? What about a criminal record? Shouldn't all of these factors be checked beforehand? For all I know, they are, but I got to thinking this would make an interesting undercover investigative story. So for any would-be reporters out there, feel free to use this idea and find out for me how easy it is to get a baby this way. And to my family: this is not a hint of anything that is going on in my life, so get that out of your head right now! I just want to know how Crazy managed to get some kids!