In other words, I am going to attempt to write a complete list of things that I would never choose over chocolate. Unless I for some reason have had my fill of chocolate. But I don't think that will ever happen, and has indeed never happened, even though I have been on some serious chocolate binges. OK, here goes:
internet access
work
hair highlights
professional manicures & pedicures
Diet Coke
talking on the phone
buying new purses
paying too much on gasoline
writing lists
going out on Friday nights
office supplies (or office supply shopping)
entertainment news
all my knowledge of economics
any kind of alcohol
seeing new movies
Ned Lamont & Joe Lieberman
Arizona, actually pretty much any "A" state
Duct tape
Harry Potter
My music collection
My DVD collection
President Bush
"America's Got Talent" and "I Love Lucy"
baseball
my Honda
The 20 questions game
kittens
apple pie
OK, after much consideration, that is the complete list. These are the many things in my life that I would never choose over chocolate. There's nothing else. And for those of you who know me well, you will see how much I really love chocolate because of how important some of those things are to me. At the same time, however, I couldn't care less about some of those things. I guess it's up to you to figure it out.